The Numi

Let's take it stateside and begin by looking into a new innovative toilet, the Numi by Kohler.  This has to be, invariably, the most self-sourced toilet we have ever seen.  It comes with both the toilet, and an I-Pad-like remote control for you to mess with while you are bored.  Much like your vehicle, there are user settings on the remote to save up to six separate users so that you don't have to waste your time playing around when you know what you want.  Beginning with the automatic toilet seat opener and closer, it will save many a marriage from the inevitable falling-in discussion.  In addition to this, you will find that the Numi reaches out to eco-minded individuals, by giving each person the opportunity of flushing normally, or by using the flush-eco option to conserve water.  As expected, the bowl has many bidet-like qualities, with the capability of, um, washing either front or back.  Or both, if that floats your boat.  After you are done, the Numi's heater can come out, and you can control both the air pressure, and the temperature of the blast you will receive.  If you are in for the long haul, and are bored with the other buttons on the Numi's remote, you can listen to some music by one of three options: FM Radio, the Numi's built-in repertoire of soft music, or, yes, you can plug in your mp3 device for your chosen songs.  Because, when all is said and done, there is really no other fitting time to jam out to Tom Petty.  Of course, with the price tag attached to this technological masterpiece, one would expect a little climate control within the house you find yourself using the Numi at.  Yet, in a bind, you can heat both the seat, and receive a flow of heat to your feet for a more comfortable experience.  Finally, you can play with the lighting of the toilet, by the unit behind the toilet, and within the bowl.  We imagine this would come in handy when using the flush-eco option, to make sure nothing is left to be desired.  All in all, we can't imagine what would prompt you to leave your bathroom, unless you are interested in sanitizing the Numi's remote.  (Seriously, where is the option for THAT?)  List price: $6,390.00.  More details at http://www.kohler.com/numi/#